So sick!

My throat hurts. Not from that, you bitches: I have tonsillitis or something. The lymph nodes in my neck feel as tight and hard as ball bearings. I can’t yawn or swallow without feeling like someone is jamming a sharpened pencil into the back of my throat. I have considered calling the doctor, but will wait until tomorrow before I make that decision. Besides, it’s already too late to call him today.